What facebook feels like on ur birthday.
damn the pope about to preach some sick verses
the guy beatboxing behind him
"the guy" is the italian presidentP-Francis and the Prez
“Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)”
Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals
|The entire plot of Lord of the Rings:||"Put that thing back where it came from or so help me."|
so at work i doodled on my hand
and my coworker was like ”Awww what a cute little girl! Why is she-“
first of all hOW DARE YOU
I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.
1- I am glorious above all things
2- Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3- Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4- Show displeasure clearly.
6- Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7- If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.
plays so many video game incinerate evry hw